best place to find a date Hey guys and welcome to the Tiffy Diamond Show today we're going to be talking about my favorite topic,...
best place to find a date
Hey guys and welcome to the Tiffy Diamond Show today we're going to be talking about my favorite topic, your favorite topic, dating. Dating. Dating. My my single as f* ck crew. My single as f*ck crew, I'm talking to you. I'm queen of the single as f*ck crew. Hope to not be Queen that long, hope to pass it to somebody else, hope that it's you. Hope that it's not me no more. But right now we're going to talk about some cool places to find your next dating subject and I say dating subject because you might be straight, gay, lesbian. I don't know what you like to date so fill in the blank for these spots. I'm going to give you the five places that I have successfully found dating subjects and I think that you can find dating subjects too. For me those dating subjects are cute guys and here the five places. Number one, coffee shops. the rule is you don't go to the f*cking isolated coffee shop that no one goes to. That it's like old man Jim runs and sh!t and it's just him and his wife. That's not the coffee shop you go to. You know that poppin ass coffee shop called Starbucks where everyone sits and you can't find any place to work and it's crammed and you're sitting on top of the person next to you? You gotta go there. You have to sit there read a book, play on your computer that is your coffee shop go there often. Place number two for dating, is sports-oriented sh!t. now that means joining a sports league or what I like to call a drinking league with sports sometimes. Or going to a sporting event being around something sports-oriented. You start going to those places and guess what? then you'll meet those people that you wanted... I don't know what this is. Roar. And then you become a t-rex. Roar (Dinosaur Noise) (random noises) Next is grocery stores. Yes grocery stores. I have met so many cute guys in grocery stores. A. it's food oriented you like food I like food let's survive together. So it's a really good chance that at some point during the week there will be a guy or lady or whatever you like at the grocery store fulfilling their life needs. so you be there too, smile say, "oh you like, you like strawberries?" They'll be like, "I love strawberries." And be like, "strawberry me." Number three. House parties y'all. House parties y'all. First off its a dying breed. Find you some house parties. Meet some friends and be like "you know you should have? A house party!" "You know what you should have? a BBQ!" Why? because random ass people come to sh!t like this because we love it, we miss them we miss house parties because we remember what college was like and high school. And house parties you would talk to people and you'd be like, "oh my god i had this moment with this guy on the f*cking balcony and we talked for like 30 minutes about like fireflies." Exactly. Then you guys date, BAM! House parties find you some. Number five for this list. If you're looking for that bomb, muscular guy. Are you looking for tone? are you looking for sweat? Find you a gym. You know why you find you a gym? Because you don't even have to work out that hard. Like I used to work out at a gym. David Spade used to come to gym he didn't even work out he just walked around. So you can just find you a gym walk around. You know, go there once a day walk around for 30 minutes look like you do some sh!t. But it's your face being there you'll see other people. Because that's the crazy thing about gyms, is like other people go there. And then you'll see them out at the grocery store or the coffee shop and you go, "hey don't you go to my gym?" and they go, "I sure do go to your gym." They be like, "I'd like to take you to dinner and feed you want to go to the grocery store together?" Oh my god, do you see this matrix of beauty for dating? This is the matrix. I mean... a square has four sides but add one more in the middle and you have five. The point is, full circle these are your jams, these are easy to do this is how you get your dating life up. And make sure that you leave a comment letting me know if you have any places that you find successful in meeting people. Subscribe, share, like and comment. Comment below and I will see you next time. Stay CreaTiff. (random Tiffy noises) ...
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