single ladies for dating near me if you live in New York City and you in your late 20s early 30s and you should absolutely come to my...
single ladies for dating near me
if you live in New York City and you in your late 20s early 30s and you should absolutely come to my friend speed dating event this Saturday October 12th in bed the event is exactly what you would think it is followed by happy hour you can get tickets in the link in my bio and one ticket also includes a drink yes sign me up a few moments later I held my second friend speed dating event at luy's cocktail lounge and this is how it went where all the good men yep that's the question of the day everybody apparently is still wondering where are all the good men where's all the dudes um I don't know but they're not there and that's cool not like I care in a trendy Brooklyn bar a gathering unfolds a Sisterhood of shea butter Cinderellas on the hunt for The elusive Prince char but even in the land of Kings AKA Brooklyn New York their request remains in vain like water buffalos and rhinos they gather amidst The Water Hole scarfing down sugary mimosas and high calorie appetizers with God's speed in the hand of Michelangelo they use this calorie Surplus to carve out the perfect Teletubby aesthetic my brother let us not speak too loudly for we have stumbled upon Paradise on Earth Behold a room filled with Independent Women seasoned Veterans of the hot girl summer solstice tethering on the edge of post wall and pre osteoporosis these high rent paying Queens can cook to save their lives but they've mastered the art of uber 1 plus inuring we never go hungry so long as free deliveries still exists why have the kings of Brooklyn forsaken this holy event and what of the men of Harlem Queens the Bronx and what's that other place again um you know wuang Sopranos um oh yes Staten Island have they gone deaf to the siren cause of these high value women I want to marry a gentleman and I feel like I might have to go International for that because more and more I have been realizing I've been noticing that men specifically who live in New York a lot of them do not have manners anymore they've forgotten what it means to be chalous or maybe they were never taught what it means to be a gentleman no they have been repr programmed by you and your feminist cohorts they've been taught that chivery is rooted in outdated gender rules ones that presume women are delicate flowers and not the strong and capable forces they truly are I don't need no man I don't need no man I have seen so many men not give up their seat for a pregnant woman on the subway I have seen so many men not hold doors open or they they'll see someone who has a cart struggling to get up the stairs and they will just move right on past them no it's not that we walk past them we've simply learned not to disturb them for that woman isn't just wrestling with a shopping cart no she's engaged in a deep conversation with Innovation itself who are we to interrupt such Brilliance in action we watch in quiet admiration shuffling by in awe of her perseverance I've been on dates before where men have not opened the door for me initially if we're in a car they won't come over and open up my side of the door I'll have to get out myself I've been on dates where they don't hold the door for other people and it's just one of the biggest turnoff modern women have kindly woman Spain to us the brutish men that things like holding open doors giving up our seats or picking up the tab on a date or actually patronizing I want to marry the type of man who will not only look out for myself my friends my family my future children but we'll also look out for all women in general and just the more that I'm looking around in New York the more I'm like I don't know if you're here man even the act of protecting a woman or sacrificing our lives for her apparently that's just some Twisted male fantasy of dominance after all a warrior who dies in glorious battle gets a one-way ticket to Valhalla why should we deny women their rightful place in that Hall of Valor next month I will be in Europe I'm going to London Paris Madrid and Barcelona so maybe I will try my luck with dating internationally genius plan indeed even though the passport sisters have been failing miserably in the past few years oh my comrades take heed for cuffing season approaches creeping in like a cozy thief in the night let's get ready for cuffing season the summer was jokes this summer was preparation because cuffing season is coming and I want to be ready and we're going to get ready to get before we dive into cupping season I want to make sure we're ready so we're going to do some pre-work we're going to figure out exactly what we want out of a relationship exactly what we need in order to be fulfilled and happy soon after the dust settles on their imaginary Bachelorette shows and half harded dated with intention campaigns you may start to see those Infamous hey Big Head textes start to appear these messages of desperation arrive like ghosts from relationships past seeking warmth and the Netflix password guard your sanity your peace and your DMs for the season is upon us us us the end of this month the end of September is when we're going to put ourselves out there we are going to be out at the museums out at Trader DRS we are going to be out trying to meet our mans making ourselves feel available that does not mean your headphones are on it does not mean you are eating out with a book and a Kindle and your headphones in no one's going to approach you you need to be open that might be the hardest part is leaving your house but you have to do it because as much as I want my man just walk through my door in a non creepy way walk through my door in a non creepy way 2 hours later now September and October are going to be busy because we are going to be dating we are going to be going on all the dates we're going to be meeting people in person online maybe going to some singles events whatever however way you're going to do it try to go on at least five First Dates between the end of September and October you can do it it might seem impossible but trust me you got this end of November is where you're going to start narrowing this down a little bit you have let's say you have three people that you really like you're going to stick with them go on the second dates go on the third dates narrow it down it is okay to be dating you can go on dates with multiple people that's expected that's what we should be doing and while you were going on dates the work that you did right now the pre-work the what do you want what do you need a relationship that's going to be top of mind so that you can reference it write it down if you want write down your ideal relationship write down what you want from a partner and make sure that you are seeing some of those qualities in these dates doesn't need to be all of them you probably won't get all of them initially but make sure you're at least seeing signs that this can go in a positive direction by the end of November we are narrowing this down we are going to have one or two people that we are very excited about and then ultimately we're going to end up in matching pajamas over the holidays stay tuned for more tips about coughing season because we are in this together cuz I cannot this summer was a mess yes your grace shares this groundbreaking reconnaissance to keep you safe in these 304 streets but the big question you must ask yourself after to watching this video is did you find Waldo if not you might want to watch this video again and up the Aderall doses remember no man is left behind but wait a minute you didn't smash the bell and press the like button blasphemy blem and although you will never be worthy of a monarch such as myself Lord Destro would suggest that you put po fools at least give olari a try so [Music] [Music] ...
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