I cant get a girlfriend help!!!

im 13 and 3/8ths (M) and i cant seem to get a girlfriend . ive tried rizzing up girls in my class but they all say that I need to take a...

im 13 and 3/8ths (M) and i cant seem to get a girlfriend. ive tried rizzing up girls in my class but they all say that I need to take a shower and wear a different outfit for once, they also say that five nights at freddys isnt cool :(. how can i get a girl without having to shower???